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I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

How am I abducting?

It's great for pulling the birds!

Be open to help.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Air Footer

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Road Kill Cafe.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

One Man and Two Trucks

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Micheal Schumacher.

Race Horses See Big People.

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

race car drivers.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'