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'As soon as you're finished watching that car show, can you give the waiter your order?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Bob's Driving School.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Roads with a view.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Cars at the drive in.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Think Basics.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'