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Auto Show. The Car That Talks. None of those talking cars for me --- I had one once, and it got into an argument with a beer truck!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Nice park. . .

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'Nice smile.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...