Auto Show Enthusiast Pillows

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Nice smile.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"