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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Miles per tankful."

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Trade Show Sherpas

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Get real Dot Com'

"Of all the times to stall."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Car Show - No parking.

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

Parking

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

"Does this come with a guarantee?"