Auto Shows Gifts

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Miles per tankful."

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

Auto Show. The Car That Talks. None of those talking cars for me --- I had one once, and it got into an argument with a beer truck!

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Trade Show Sherpas

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

"Of all the times to stall."

'Get real Dot Com'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Car Show - No parking.

'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

Parking