'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'
Auto Show Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your auto show fanatic? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items designed for car enthusiasts. From mugs that rev their engines to t-shirts that showcase their love for cars, our range is full of fun options. Help them express their passion for automobiles with unique decorations, apparel, and accessories that match their enthusiasm. Whether they’re at a show or just dreaming of the open road, these gifts will keep their automotive spirit alive.
"Google car."
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
'Are we nearly there yet?'
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
"What old school? This is my life."
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
Roads with a view.
"Perfect."
Car wash / Mouth wash
"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."
'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'
Nice park. . .
Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.
Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam
Talking car "Are we there yet?"
"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."
'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'
'Nice smile.'
The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
Cars at the drive in.
"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."
'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'
What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.
'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'
Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge
It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!
Auto Show Fanatic Gifts Collection
Auto Show Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of auto show fanatic mugs and find the perfect way for car lovers to start their day with a smile.
Auto Show Fanatic Pillows
Sleep or lounge in style with pillows featuring auto show designs—comfortable, fun, and perfect for any car lover’s home.
Auto Show Fanatic Prints
Bring automotive energy into any space with prints that celebrate the auto show fanatic’s passion—ideal for fans of all things cars.
Auto Show Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for auto enthusiasts—wear their passion boldly with stylish and fun automotive-themed shirts.