Car Show Fan Gifts

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'God's speed.'

Penguin Remote

Roads with a view.

Smile

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Chicken Road Crossing

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

James May

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Cars at the drive in.