Car Shows Gifts

'As soon as you're finished watching that car show, can you give the waiter your order?'

Car Show - No parking.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"What old school? This is my life."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Succession 2

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Chicken Road Crossing

James May

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Bunny TV.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Let me do the talking!"

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Get real Dot Com'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'