Classic Car Shows Gifts

'This one looks as if it has survived the chrome age.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Let me look at that map...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Older and wiser