Classic Car Shows Gifts

'This one looks as if it has survived the chrome age.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Older and wiser

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Information Super Highway 1950s style.