Car Shows Pillows

'As soon as you're finished watching that car show, can you give the waiter your order?'

Car Show - No parking.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"What old school? This is my life."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Succession 2

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Chicken Road Crossing

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Bunny TV.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"Let me do the talking!"

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'Get real Dot Com'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.