Vintage Car Shows Pillows

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Run from the hills!

"It's a hybrid!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Parts of an automobile

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Motorist's Swear Box

High Tech/Low Tech.

"She's family."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'