Vintage Car Shows Mugs

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Run from the hills!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The American Nightmare.

Parts of an automobile

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

A train's dining car is a diner.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

If this van's a rockin'...

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Motorist's Swear Box

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Rest area - 12 mile.