Car Show Fanatic Pillows

'As soon as you're finished watching that car show, can you give the waiter your order?'

"Google car."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Bob's Driving School.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Roads with a view.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Cars at the drive in.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'Think Basics.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Power steering.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag