Car Fanatic Pillows

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

"I'd better change my habits/enjoy myself before it's too late!"

'What kind of a car wash is this place?'

'Phyllis! Thank heaven! I was beginning to imagine something terrible had happened to the car!'

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"My 'check gallbladder' light came on."

"She's driving"

Formula 1.

Digital Signalling System

"I knew you were having an affair with your car!"

"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."

"Google car."

'I blame the sandwich I bought at Tesco. It probably had the wrong bio ethanol mix!'

Cars at the drive in.

"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'I've got third party insurance, but only been to two!'

"I'm afraid you have only six months to live, but your car should be good for another 30,000 miles."

"Do you mind if I smoke?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'Shut up, Fifi.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

It needs a new drive shaft, sir - we'll have to order the bamboo from Tokyo.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'She's a beauty all right, and as soon as I find a second job to pay for the gas we'll take her for a spin!'

Son asks dad, 'Can I have a pet?' Dad answers, 'What sort?' Son says, 'A robot that eats cars!'

Car on road, sees sign 'Road Plant Ahead' then comes across a plant on the road.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'No you're not on a double yellow, you're on my foot.'

"For the last time turn off that darn blinker."

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

'Stop the car, Dan! Look, kids! Basketball!'

'The mobile phone comes free.'