Car Show Fan T-Shirts

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'God's speed.'

Smile

Penguin Remote

Roads with a view.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Cars at the drive in.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.