Car Show T-Shirts

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'Get real Dot Com'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Car Show - No parking.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

Your new faster sleeker post office!

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'