Car Show T-Shirts

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Chicken Road Crossing

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

James May

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

Richard Hammond.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'Get real Dot Com'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Car Show - No parking.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Your new faster sleeker post office!

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'