Motor Shows T-Shirts

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Trade Show Sherpas

Succession 2

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'Get real Dot Com'

Richard Hammond.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

Car Show - No parking.

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'