Motor Shows T-Shirts

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Trade Show Sherpas

Succession 2

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'Get real Dot Com'

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Car Show - No parking.

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'