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Bob's Driving School.

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'God's speed.'

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Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Think Basics.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Ostrich TV.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Studio 51

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"