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"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Are we there yet?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Astral Projection

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey