Motoring Show Fan Mugs

Richard Hammond.

Astral Projection

Bob's Driving School.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'God's speed.'

Smile

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Clive Anderson

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Think Basics.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Ostrich TV.

Tommy Cooper

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

Studio 51