Motoring Fanatic Mugs

Some folk treat their smart car as if it were their home.

"Google car."

"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Roads with a view.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Filling up.

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Cars at the drive in.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Think Basics.'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Jeremy Clarkson

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Power steering.'