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"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Roads with a view.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Filling up.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Cars at the drive in.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Think Basics.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Jeremy Clarkson

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Micheal Schumacher.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag