Roadshow Watching T-Shirts

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Succession 2

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Air Footer

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

And that's why I'm still single!

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Car Show - No parking.

Name That Salary

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'