Roadshow Watching Gifts

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Succession 2

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

Air Footer

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

And that's why I'm still single!

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Intramission

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

We interrupt this breaking news to bring you breaking news! About half an hour ago, we interrupted "The Price Is Right" to bring you breaking news. An elderly "Price Is Right" fan emerged out of nowhere and began pummeling our news van with rotten eggs. Our newscopter is bringing us video of the lady chasing our van. What is that she's driving, Chuck? I believe that's a Rascal Scooter, Ted.

Name That Salary

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Car Show - No parking.