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Exit 137.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.

Guilt trip.

World's Largest Ball Of Twine

"What was the name of this ride, again?"

Be open to help.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

Bed and Breakfast next to Cot and Cookie.

Washing DC, Next 9 Exits . . . NOT Washington DC, Next 167 Exits

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Road Kill Cafe.

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Fuel for car and body.

'Just another drifter, honey.'

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'Folks, this is a truckers' weigh station. The bus stop is a mile down the road.'

How am I abducting?

"I don't need a lift, I was just liking your car."

"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Why Cows Leave Home

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.