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'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

How am I abducting?

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Roads with a view.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Filling up.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Distance to horizon varies.