Road Trip Devotee T-Shirts

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Better times ahead.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"My guess it's guacamole."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Roads with a view.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Filling up.

Distance to horizon varies.