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3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Road Closed Just Because We Can

'Are we there Yeti?'

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

'Ooh, we're going off-road!'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

"Back then I could drive across two states without a potty break." Bob and Clarence remember the Dry years.

Car on road, sees sign 'Road Plant Ahead' then comes across a plant on the road.

Potholes.

Welcome to the highway of tough love.

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'My adopted highway is running all around the country searching for its birth parents.'

LARRY THE LIBERAL SEZ: 'Well, it's not like Obama made the dog ride on top of the CAR before he ate it!'

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

T junction.

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

"I must bring out the gypsy in him-he's always hitting the road!"

Hamsterdam.

Cutlery Superstore.

The Grim Reaper entering Death Valley.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Recalculating."

Entering Washington DC...Take responsibility for your actions!

No Government Next 127 Miles

Moose stuck in tunnel.

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

Sure points in Shore Points.