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Heart of America or Bypass

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Driverless cars rage.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Route 666

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"My guess it's guacamole."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'