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Heart of America or Bypass

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Driverless cars rage.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'