Car Trip Lover T-Shirts

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

How am I abducting?

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Driverless cars rage.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Be open to help.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"