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"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Carefree luggage.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

A series of Exit signs.