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"Are we there yet?"

I've turned into my father...

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Camera and Sign Post.

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Airport

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Route 666.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

Gas eyedropper.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Leaving Rest Area.

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Out of Order

Dog with long tongue out car window.

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."