Car Journey Lover Gifts

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Toilets sign by the side of the road.

Carefree luggage.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Snow Bridge.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."