Car Lover Gifts

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

"He used to own a muscle car."

Ed's Car Wash,

Grey area ahead.

'The only service I could give this would be a funeral service.'

"I know all about civics! My mom drives one and says it's a nice car!"

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Limited government next 600 miles.

If life was fair.

"If you have to drive that slow, put on your emergency flashers to warn other drivers. Or better still, wear a hat."

'Although most people think of it as something new, keyless entry technology has actually been around for hundreds of years!'

'The dealer says the warranty is good for the life of the car but he's not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'

"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."

'Phyllis! Thank heaven! I was beginning to imagine something terrible had happened to the car!'

'He kept telling me to drive faster.'

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'If the Sat. Nav. system says it's this way, then it must be this way!'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Driverless cars are coming.'

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'I see it's already cost you an arm and a leg.'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'

'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'