Car Lover Gifts

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

"He used to own a muscle car."

Ed's Car Wash,

Grey area ahead.

'The only service I could give this would be a funeral service.'

Limited government next 600 miles.

"I know all about civics! My mom drives one and says it's a nice car!"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

If life was fair.

"If you have to drive that slow, put on your emergency flashers to warn other drivers. Or better still, wear a hat."

'Although most people think of it as something new, keyless entry technology has actually been around for hundreds of years!'

'The dealer says the warranty is good for the life of the car but he's not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

'He kept telling me to drive faster.'

"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."

'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'

'Phyllis! Thank heaven! I was beginning to imagine something terrible had happened to the car!'

'If the Sat. Nav. system says it's this way, then it must be this way!'

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Driverless cars are coming.'

"I just don't know. It's a really difficult decision."

Blind driver.

'I see it's already cost you an arm and a leg.'

"We wanted to make the system more human."

Car with training wheels.

'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'