Car Trip Lover Gifts

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

How am I abducting?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Route 666

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Be open to help.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Recalculating!

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"