Lover Of Car Rides Gifts

"The car must be in the shop."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"