Lover Of Car Rides T-Shirts

"The car must be in the shop."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Route 666

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Baby in Trunk.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"