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"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

End the Winter Blues

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Fist Bumper Cars

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Are we there yet?"

Tunnel of love waterfall

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

The interminable!

RAF plane ride.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'