Roadshow Aficionado Pillows

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

How am I abducting?

It's great for pulling the birds!

Be open to help.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Air Footer

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Road Kill Cafe.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

One Man and Two Trucks

Micheal Schumacher.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Race Horses See Big People.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

race car drivers.

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'