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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Hay Rides $10

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Roller Coasters

The successful rubbernecker...

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'What went particularly well?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Noah's Ark

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Le Roi Kong

There's a fork in the road.

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

'Got any road movies?'

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

The Paunch & Judy Show

Rams butting in bumper cars.