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"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Hay Rides $10

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Clown Delivering Babies.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Roller Coasters

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

The successful rubbernecker...

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'What went particularly well?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

Le Roi Kong

The monkey couple is checking in. We put in some trees for you to climb. The pigs will like the mud pit. There's a little pond for you two ducks. I think the gazelles will love it --- Lots of room to run .... Noah's Park. Hold it! Let's start over and this time listen carefully!

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Noah's Ark

There's a fork in the road.

The Paunch & Judy Show

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

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Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.