Tourist Attraction Lovers Gifts

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

For services to Tourism. . .

Historic and Modern Bath

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Le Roi Kong

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Noah's Ark

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

Giant Skater

Monster in Bath

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

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