Tourist Attraction Follower Gifts

Bonehenge.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Noah's Ark

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Le Roi Kong

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

Whale watching

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