Tourist Attraction Follower Prints

Bonehenge.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Le Roi Kong

Noah's Ark

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Millennium dome - customers wanted.

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

Halloween fishbowl.

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Confused Time Travelers. The guidebook says many people in 2018 have "ear buds," but I don't see anybody with tiny new ears.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Pisa Chiropractic.

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