Tourist Attraction Enthusiast Gifts

Edward the Overtall

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

The Vineyard

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"How's it look back there?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Holiday Aerobics.

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."