Tour Lover Pillows

'Press one for the history of the late 18th century dining room.' - 'Press two for the story of the exquisite silver candelabras.' - 'Press three if you're so bored right now you want to self harm.' - 'Three.'

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

"Fore!"

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world