Mystery Tour Lover Pillows

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"I spy with my little eye…"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."