Travel Venturer Gifts

'Oh, it's been a terrible trip. Luckily I have two hours to take my aggression out on the rental car.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Tourists in Egypt

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"