Travel Venturer Mugs

'Oh, it's been a terrible trip. Luckily I have two hours to take my aggression out on the rental car.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tourists in Egypt

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."