Vacation Venturers Gifts

'I hate these romance cruises.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Life after death"

Travelogue

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

School holidays

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."